To the thief who stole my GPS tonight, I’ve already forgiven you.
You obviously must have a tough life in order to steal. It must have taken great courage to have to bust a window knowing you would be leaving sharp glass shards all over a baby’s car seat. But hey, at least you didn’t steal from a baby. You did leave the car seat.
I hope you get top dollar wherever you sell the GPS. I just hope it’s to put food on your table and not drugs into your system or to pad your Playstation gaming library. I’ll just consider this part of my yearly charity to the poor.
Too bad I can’t write this off on my taxes.
